More Things I Know by Lillie, aged 5 months
Hi, my name is Lillie and I am here for Blog Takeover Day. Here are some more things I’ve learned:
1) Slugs are really tasty. Try them.
2) I am making progress with the cat. Why else would she wave at me whenever I go near her?
3) It is my job to jump on your head and lick you if I come upstairs and find you still in bed.
4) The joke ‘Why has Lillie got big ears? ’Cos Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom,’ is not funny. (No, not ever, Mum)
5) I cannot be held responsible for chewed shoes. If you don’t want me to eat them, you’ll have to hide them better. Putting them in the wardrobe really lacks imagination.
6) If you are eating, I need some too. It’s the law.
7) When it’s bedtime I have to hide under the dining room table and refuse to come out. It helps me sleep.
8) Baths are the work of the devil.
9) The stairs are more fun if you come down them at 70 mph.
10) I bark, you pay attention. It really is that simple.
Kthxbai :-)
25 comments:
Aw, Lillie, would you like to come and live with me?!
Tim and Ted would love you to come and live here, Lillie!
Ahh! Cute! Cute! Cute!
sooo sweet, I want one!
You are gorgeous, Lillie!
Tell your mum that you need big ears so you can hear all the compliments you get!
Well we know who's in charge in your house!!
Another new friend!
1) Now Lillie, slugs might be tasty, but hedgehogs are better!
2) Cats - what, you have to live with one? Poor you.
3) Jump on their heads, blimey your legs are springy.
4) Your life will be full of jokes at your expense, but they usually end in a cuddle or a pat, so don't dismiss them out of hand.
5) Aren't humans stupid? Have you seen Indy's post yet?
6) Can't argue with that one.
7) Anything that helps you sleep is fine with me.
8) I quite like my baths. I get a treat for being good and then I get dried with the hairdryer, which is cool. Well, it's hot, but you know what I mean.
9)With you on the stairs thing - we've have a spiral staircase - extra difficulty marks.
10) Try a pathetic whimper - sometimes works better.
Well, those are my pearls of wisdom. Have fun growing up.
Love.
Fred.
Soooo cute!!! I think my two cats might wave at you too and then one of them would do a really cool impression of a fluffy cloud...although I wouldn't hang around too long after that...he may get nasty!!
C x
Very amusing. Love the Noddy joke, sorry you don't, Lillie.
I thought the Noddy joke was rather good, too. Tell us it again, Lillie?
Oh dear *wipes an eye* that was funny. I love no 10.
Well Lillie, you look very good on a diet of slugs, shoes and whatever Mum donates... maybe I will have to try slugs too!
Lillie is very entertaining, and gorgeous too.
I'd like a nice, shiny coat like you've got!
15. Fleas are for everyone, not just me.
Quillers - I'd like to meet your Westies I think :-)
PatP - More new friends! Maybe we should organise a Blog Pets meet?
Gaelikaa - I know, I am aren't I?
Jaye - Get one, we're great!
Teresa - Thank you. Do you think they're big then??
ClaireP - Yup :-)
Fred - Hello! Great advice, especially the pathetic whimper - worked a treat :-)
Carol - Cats are soooooo weird...
Lauri - It's not even like I have really big ears. They're just floppy...
Womag - Huh.
JJ - I'm just telling it like it is!
ChrisH - Slugs are just the best thing. Don't think humans agree, though.
Queenie - Thank you :-)
Antonia - See item 1
DOT - Are you trying to say I have fleas? How dare you! (but, yeah, if I did I'd share them with everyone...)
Slugs it is then, Tam.
Antonia - And L'Oreal, because we're worth it :-)
Lillie could get away with anything, she is so pretty I can't imagine anyone being able to get cross with her. Mind you eating slugs, eugh.
Congrats! You are now an official Novel Racer. Email me when you have a chance so that I can send the invite.
lx
Now, Lillie, listen to Grandpappy Zak.
Forget about the cat - they're like women, you'll never be able to fathom it out.
I don't suppose you've learned to open doors yet. Come round here and I'll show you how to do it.
The secret to stealing food is to wait until there's no one in the kitchen, and then sneak in. Don't, whatever you do, rattle the plate. It attracts attention and rolled up newspapers whistling past your nose.
Bedtime is good, Lillie! You just have to choose the right place - like right in the middle of him and her - just bliss. Human beings like sleeping on the edge of the bed, believe me.
With kind sniffy bum licks, love from Zak
Hello Lillie, it's good to hear you've got life all sussed out x
Debs - Nope, I just flash my big baby browns and they melt :-)
Liz - I think you meant this for my mum but if you want to me to be a Novel Racer I can?
Zak - Thanks for this great advice (hadn't thought of the bed takeover but will def give it a go). My mum nearly fell off the sofa at your sign off - she is SO embarrassing!
Helen - Not everything but the important stuff!
Lillie is too cute for words.
Molly heard me 'awwwing' and looks sick with jealousy :o)
Karen - I'd like to meet Molly!
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